If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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