we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
