I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he was CRYING into my vagina
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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