She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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