i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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