I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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