he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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