Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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