Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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