True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
