I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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