Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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