Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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