Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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