We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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