Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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