pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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