if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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