How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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