And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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