Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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