i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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