And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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