Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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