Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
