He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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