I don't remember. Are we still dating?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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