Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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