you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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