i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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