Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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