People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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