with your own penis?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize
