i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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