My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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