I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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