i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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