Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
me + whiskey = a bad person
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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