If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
