I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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