my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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