People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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