worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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