Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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