Porn is love you can see.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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