After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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