Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I came so hard my ears popped.
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