There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize
