I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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