You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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