all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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