is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this just has baby written all over it
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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