only if we run a train.
done.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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