I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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