Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
honey bunches of taint.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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