hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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